this is my life

these are my choices

good lord i need a hobby

operation fishy kisses is a gogo

mass effect romances are taking over my life

glasscatfigurine:

unijodiecorn replied to your post: oh my god i went to whole foods for dinner cuz…

since when do people still say things own brian is this 2009 

hey jodie i think it’s been at least 1 day since i’ve sassed you

i think i hate you more than i hate any other human being

Like, seriously.

I don’t think I’ve ever watched that video once and not completely fucking died laughing when he comes back and says his mom called and asked if he wanted McDonalds, like. Jesus fuck Billy.

Billy is the coolest guy.

“If you’re not real, then how come I feel this way? Little babies.”

Incase any of you ever needed any proof that Brian is a truly horrible person who shouldn’t be allowed to have hands.

patheticfangirl:

This is my letter to angry fanboys.

First, let it be known that I love most fanboys. When I go to a con, most of the guys there are respectful. They share a passion with me, and that’s awesome. We’re all on a rock floating through space with little connection to most of the people who surround us, so anything that allows us to bond is fantastic.

What I don’t love are angry fanboys (I wish there were a different word for them). I don’t love being scoffed at when I jump excitedly at finding a comic. I don’t love being told that, if I didn’t like something, it’s because it wasn’t “meant for chicks.” I don’t love the notion that I’m not a real fan because I have two X chromosomes and like to look at the Avengers cast. And I sure as hell don’t love my online interests (particularly shipping) being looked down on by the people who do this:

(Comment on a negative Rotten Tomatoes review of The Avengers.)

(Message in my inbox. Way to be an anonymous coward.)

(Comment on the the SHH boards.)

That last one’s fairly tame. It followed a (now deleted) comment that went something to the effect of this: “Tumblr is sick. I can’t even browse the Avengers tag because of all the fangirls posting porn.”

Well, you know what? I’m not sorry.

I’m not sorry my enjoyment of fandom is different from yours.

Maybe my time would be better spent bitching at reviewers and complaining that Black Widow made it to film before Ant-Man. But that’s not what I choose to do. I choose to draw. I choose to write fanfic. I choose to share podcasts and make comic book recommendations. I choose to be positive (when I’m not pissed of at people like you anyway).

I’m not sorry you sometimes stumble upon sexualized male characters.

You know why? Because of this:

(Zatanna’s new “costume”)

And this:

(Starfire)

And this:

(Heroes for Hire #13)

And, finally, this:

(Thor, Iron Man, Captain America, Hulk, Hawkeye, and TITS AND ASS!)

You get to ogle comic book characters constantly. You get to ogle movie characters constantly. And you know what? While I have a problem with the double standard in comics, that is your right. Women are sexy.

But if I want to put Iron Man and Captain America on the cover of The Notebook or pose them like Cyclops and Jean Grey, I’m going to do it. And I think I have the right to without being thought of as some sort of freak.

(Shameless self-promotion.)

How is the way I enjoy my hobby less healthy than the way you enjoy yours? How am I the one who’s inappropriate? I think it’s because I sexualize male characters instead of female ones.

I’m not sorry that makes you uncomfortable.

(“Leave the Avengers aloooonnneeeee!”)

(Wasp would never say this.)

I’m not sorry you’re a homophobe.

Actually, I kind of am. Exploring alternate sexual orientations isn’t “defamation of character.” It’s 2012, for crying out loud. I’m not a lesbian (or curious for that matter) but I can appreciate the Spider-Woman/Ms.Marvel pairing and the occasional Pepper/Natasha fic. The world of internet fandom has a lot to offer you if you let it.

I’m not sorry for shipping.

Shipping is glorious. I ship because it’s nice to think that these epic heroes have equally epic romances. Some of the fanfic out there is better written than a lot of comic books. Some of the fanart is better than real comic book art (looking at you, Rob Liefeld). Some of the things I ship are canon (Spider-Man/MJ). Others aren’t.

(Not canon.)

There’s a misconception that fangirls are only interested in male/male pairings. Some of them are, and who cares? That’s their right. But the assumption just isn’t true. There’s a reason Natasha/Clint is popular among movie fans. There’s a reason Tony/Pepper is popular. Those characters have boatloads of chemistry.

Then again, so do Loki/Thor, Tony/Bruce, and Tony/Steve. Don’t want ladies to overwhelmingly ship male characters together? Make a movie with more than one female lead. We can’t help it that The Avengers is a sausage party.

We are going to ship. We are going to ship loudly and proudly and there’s nothing you can do about it. I suggest you stop complaining and jump on the bandwagon. You might be surprised at how much you enjoy fangirls when you get to know us. We have a sense of humor. We have a sense of fun. We just happen to also have a strong sense of romance and a thing for attractive men.

So sue us.

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[Follow up post due to overwhelming response]

BUT HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICKARL!!!! CONGRATS ON BEING THE SAME AGE AS ME WHAT A GOOD AGE TO BE!!!

everyone go say happy bday to rigby okay hes the greatest

i love you squillions and trillions and you’re the best mickarl i could ever hope to know

and you’re such a good friend

and i just

really love you a whole ton and thank you for always listening to me and helping me when im feeling down and i hope i do the same for you!!

smooches you until the end of time

insert a billion gifs of all the people we both love here (too many to count) and sends RDJ to ur house to give you a birthday hug and makes everything in the world go okay for bucky barnes so you dont have to cry about him anymore

glasscatfigurine:

man we are just solving mysteries left and right
the mystery of the bison steve: solved (everyone is dead)
the mystery of the prospector’s den: solved (everyone is dead)
up next is the mystery of nipton

spoiler alert: everyone is dead and vulpes is a wiener

SPOILERS

FOR ME1

BUT YOU SHOULD HAVE FINISHED IT ANYWAY BY NOW YOU WEIRDOS

BUT YEAH BASICALLY

I WAS ON NOVERIA??? CHILLIN’ W/ KAIDEN & WREX (GARRUS HAD GONE TO THE BAR OR SOMETHING IDK???)

AND THEN I HEARD ALL THIS CRAZY ASS MOANING AND I LOOK OVER TO THE DOOR AND I SEE A BUNCH OF ZOMBIES AND ASHLEY WAS LIKE HEAD ZOMBIE

AND

SHE WAS GUNNING STRAIGHT FOR ME LIKE WHAT

AND I RAN AWAY BASICALLY SCREAMING “BUT HES MY SPACE BOYFRIEND I HAD TO CHOOSE HIM………………..”

liam says its my subconscious feeling bad for all the times i was mean about ashley while playing ME1 coming back to haunt me

i quite agree

sorry ashley you’re not a skanky xenophobe leave my dreams alone