karl pilkington appreciation life

jodie omg
NO DONT YOU JUDGE ME I JUST ATE MY DINNER AND MY LEG HAD GONE TO SLEEP OKAY BECAUSE I WAS SAAT ON IT FOR LIKE AN HOURDONT YOU JUDGE ME BRIAN :(

also happy belated christmas everyone i’ve been in a food coma so i was like hahaha no

LIAM

IF YOU CAN SEE THIS

COME TO THE LIVING ROOM

I’M SO LAZY BUT I NEED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING

my mom is the best mom

she called me late as shit last night like

JODIE

YOU KNOW THE THING YOU WANTED

FOR CHRISTMAS

THE DS 3D THING

THEY’RE RELEASING A PIKACHU ONE?? I SHOULD GET YOU GET INSTEAD RIGHT?? ITS REAL CUTE.

good mom

best mom

wow i’m super late to the party

but hey well done congrats america

you made a good choice thumbs up for you

elementary tag workout

morganlegay:

  • “bbc sherlock would have solved that in two seconds!” - 20 crunches
  • “i can’t believe they made watson into a woman!!1!” - 30 second jog
  • “JOAN HAS NO EMOTIONS/SHERLOCK IS TOO EMOTIONAL” - 15 jumping jacks
  • an ~unbiased critique that’s quite obviously biased - 15 lunges
  • that fucking comic - 20 squats
  • a post pointing out arbitrary similarities between elementary and bbc sherlock that serve as “proof” that those silly americans are ripping off mofftiss - 15 squat thrusts
  • something about elementary school - 10 bicycles
  • fans discussing the show/something other than hate - take a drink of water

i am gonna get so fit

I WAS GONNA ASK… UR RATES…. BC I NEED A PET PROFILE….

UM I HAVE A BOARD UP?? IN THE PROFILES .. THING.. WHERE YOU BUY THE THINGS FOR YOUR PROFILES.. AND THINGS 8) my slots are closed rn since i have like 4 comissions to finish, but i’ll save you a spot for when they’re back open??? i’m already saving one for brian bc buds get saved spots so i can save one for you also and buds also get discounts cos ur all cute as fuck

JODIE.... ARE YOU DOING PROFILES ON SUBETA STILL

I AM… WHY…

Three year-old me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
Me now: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.

ladycabbage:

archiemcphee:

In keeping with the wonderful work by artists like William Wegman and his Weimaraner friends, Theron Humphrey and his travelling companion Maddie the Coonhound, and Seth Casteel’s underwater dogs, meet Trotter, an overwhelmingly adorable one-year-old French Bulldog who really knows how to rock a hat and sunglasses.

Trotter lives in San Francisco with her owner Sonya Yu, who works as a “Professional Food Pornographer.” Sonya (whose personal work is also well worth checking out) playfully dresses up and photographs her photogenic (and clearly quite patient) pup. We can’t get enough of Trotter’s awesome portraits.

You can keep up with the dress-up adventures of Trotter and Sonya via Sonya’s Instagram feed. We certainly will be.

[via Colossal]

ACK.


“We are allied assistance, feline organic. Please state your status.”
*meow*
“Acknowledged.”

“We are allied assistance, feline organic. Please state your status.”

*meow*

“Acknowledged.”

theseawasspooky:

my friend came back from the UK today this is the only picture he took

theseawasspooky:

my friend came back from the UK today this is the only picture he took